Don't Bite Me Patch

When my husband and I were first married we stayed the weekend at my parents vacation home in Nevada. We decided it would be romantic to lay out on the grass after swimming and watch the stars.  When we finally went inside I realized my armpit felt funny. Somewhere along the lines of stargazing, some sort of creature had crawled up into my armpit and made lunch out of my who knows what.  It swelled to the size of a golf ball and I enjoyed a pleasant panic attack thinking it was some killer spider and that there wasn't a hospital within an hour of us. I'm pretty sure I just cried myself into hysterics until I fell asleep.  I obviously didn't die, but bug bites in your armpit? Stink.

Casey Mullins, Indianapolis, IN

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